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I remember slotting one bird above Churchill鈥檚 in Warrington town centre in a hotel room, there were about 3-4 other birds in there at the time, it was mad. Anyway, gave it my best shot in the bathroom then came out chatting to these sluts. They said they were hungry so I offered to go to the kebab shop for them down below and get them all some scoff. They gave me about 拢25 in total so off I went to the kebab shop, got myself a large donner and chips and a taxi home 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀 I鈥檇 literally been paid, fed and chauffeured home to bone this slut 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
 

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Used to go to all the home games and a lot of away games for Man Utd. Then it became even more commercialised and I was priced out. Now I couldn't even tell you what division or where Man Utd stand, completely lost interest in football.
I heard on the news yesterday that Newcastle are now the richest club in the world. lol, how the fuck did that happen. It's rhetorical, I don't care.
 

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I was in a pub on Friday and I heard a scouser talking and he was saying something about Liverpool looking for a new manager sooner rather than later, as Jurgen Klopp and his family were going home to Germany ???

I said "Whats makes you say that" ?

He said he had it on good authority that "The Klopp`s were going back this weekend" 馃槀 馃槀 馃槀 馃槀 馃槀
 

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I remember slotting one bird above Churchill鈥檚 in Warrington town centre in a hotel room, there were about 3-4 other birds in there at the time, it was mad. Anyway, gave it my best shot in the bathroom then came out chatting to these sluts. They said they were hungry so I offered to go to the kebab shop for them down below and get them all some scoff. They gave me about 拢25 in total so off I went to the kebab shop, got myself a large donner and chips and a taxi home I鈥檇 literally been paid, fed and chauffeured home to bone this slut
Sure I already posted this in the random picture thread鈥 my mate鈥檚 thing was raiding burd鈥檚 fridges when they were sleeping before he went home.
 

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Can鈥檛 stand football but my Dad still has his ref鈥檚 badge, got it when he was twenty and reffed his last game a couple of years ago aged 85 (Sunday league). He鈥檚 a full on Chelsea supporter to the extent he named my brother after them馃馃
 
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